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Before Teri Hatcher was a Desperate Housewife on Wisteria Lane, she was a hard-hitting reporter for the Metropolis Daily Planet with a high flying super-hero love interest played by Dean Cain. Lois & Clark are back!

Created by Stephen Bochco, this Emmy-winning series centres around the lives of the ambitious and competitive staff at top LA law firm McKenzie, Brackman, Chaney and Kuzak.

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Nick calls in a leading mole expert for help as he travels to Australia's Red Centre to find one of the world's weirdest desert diggers, the marsupial mole.

Touched by the plight of an abandoned mother cat and her kittens, Special Agent Ann Marie Lucas decides to foster them herself.

With a dazzling array of celebrity interviews, Ellen brings her unique brand of hilarity to talk show TV. Take a fresh look at the world according to Ellen.

Features Daytime Emmy Award-winning hosts Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.

Guthy-Renker brings high quality products that make you feel and look your best!

Guthy-Renker brings high quality products that make you feel and look your best!

Roly Mo, the kind, cheerful mole from Fimbles, has stories to tell that both entertain and educate. Coming along for the ride is Roly Mo's niece, Little Bo, who's always keen to learn. It's so exciting to get a letter, and Roly and Little Bo have got two! But what exactly do they say?

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po live in colourful Teletubbyland where they can run, roll, laugh and watch children play on the televisions in their bellies all day long.

Gathering together the top travel experiences in the Middle Kingdom, the Lonely Planet writers offer an exciting, interactive travel show designed to showcase the best that China has to offer.

Karl Pilkington meets with Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant to discuss his travels. Starring Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington.

Tom's cousin pays a visit in "Catastrophe Cat."

Tom gets tangled in a coral reef and emerges appearing like a mermaid. He attracts an amorous Octopus, and Tom's humiliation becomes Jerry's delight.

Susan Li takes an early look at the opening of the markets in Asia and presents analysis of all the breaking news stories.

Rishaad Salamat presents comprehensive coverage of the markets as they open in Asia and live reports on the stories making the most impact on business around the globe.

Anchored by Martin Soong, Lisa Oake, and Bernie Lo, the new "Squawk Box" continues to be the jumpstart on the business day for the corporate and financial communities. CNBC's signature show is better than ever, providing viewers with the edge to stay ahead: breaking news, connecting with newsmakers and chasing the hottest stories, as well as the ones that aren't hot... yet.

A one-hour program that empowers viewers to make the right call for their business, their market & their investments. The Call delivers up-to-the minute news and intelligent commentary while tracking the start of trade in Singapore, Malaysia and Taiwan. Hosted from Hong Kong & Singapore, it's the pre-game show for the Greater China region; bringing the opening numbers from the world's financial hotspot - Shanghai; and gearing up for trade in one of Asia's most dynamic markets - Hong Kong. CNBC will quiz business & political leaders so viewers know how to protect their wealth, fortify their trading strategy and make the call on their investments.

If you love country music then Lovin' This Country is your one stop shop for your favourite country tunes and clips ever made, only on CMC!

Martina has sold over 13 million albums worldwide and had 18 singles make it to the top 10 with 5 of those taking the #1 spot. With her latest album Shine producing 3 top 20 hits take a look at the clips that made Martina a star.

The producers have come to realise that it's inaccurate to say there's never a dull moment in prison. In fact, there are plenty of dull moments. And all that monotony is broken up only by moments of sheer terror, fuelled by explosive, negative energy. The program's crews have found out many times that you never know when things will detonate.

Focuses on two California couples: the Adairs and the Shapiros. Mindy Shapiro discovered that her husband, Michael, an orthopaedic surgeon, was having an affair with Jeanie Adair, and in 1996, after 11 years of marriage, the couple opted for divorce. In November of that year, Jeanie Adair's husband, Robert, was bludgeoned to death, and each woman accused the other of murder. Jeanie Adair was tried for the crime and found innocent by a jury. To date the murder of Robert Adair has not been solved.

Change is in the air. It's a new season and with a new trio in charge of the sales floor, the season is looking bright; but not everyone thinks change is good.

At the bridal salon everyone thinks they know what's best, especially the bride. The crew meet a celebrity designer and one bride-to-be wants a dress painted on her.

On the family ski trip, Teddy meets a psychic who tells her she will come face to face with the love of her life during the vacation. She meets a cute boy who she thinks could be him but then meets another - and then runs smack into Spencer. Amy and Bob have discovered they were never officially married (the judge was a fraud). To Amy's chagrin, Bob would rather ski than take the time away from vacation to get officially married. Meanwhile, PJ ends up on the wrong side of the mountain and finds himself between two beautiful girls unaccustomed to male company - though it won't be long until Pa returns.

When Boomer and Brady realise that their royal privilege doesn't excuse them from having to go to school, they find themselves back in the classroom, where Brady discovers major competition for Mikayla's affection in the form of an extreme adventure-loving bad boy named Tristan. In an attempt to put some distance between the two, Brady declares a month-long school holiday, but this gesture only serves to provide Tristan with even more time to impress Mikayla with his adventurous pursuits. Brady must pull out all the stops to prove to Mikayla that he's just as adventurous as Tristan.

E! News brings you the most comprehensive, up-to-the-minute reports on the day's top entertainment stories with hosts Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic.

Kim pushes Kendall to a breaking point trying to help her modelling career in NY. Kris and Scott come to blows when Scott keeps Kris from having a key to their house.

Interactive sports programme, with rolling sports news and updates every 15 minutes. Catch it all here on Eurosportnews!

Interactive sports programme, with rolling sports news and updates every 15 minutes. Catch it all here on Eurosportnews!

The Minister is leading a delegation to Kumran in the Persian Gulf.

Helga informs the Colonel that Leclerc will be shot if the stolen money is not returned. So the Colonel sends Gruber to tell Rene to return the money which is hidden in the cafe's oven - but Fanny decides to bake a potato.

Veteran journalist Bill O'Reilly breaks through the spin and rhetoric of news events to reach the crux of the matter at hand. Reflecting O'Reilly's irreverent sensibilities, the program attacks both national and local stories.

Candid, controversial and completely unleashed! A show that's pure Sean!

Two of the games traditional rivals battle. After a loss to the lowly Panthers, the Dragons will be looking to avoid a third straight defeat. Souths minus their big names will see this as an opportunity to prove their title credentials.

The Sea Eagles sounded an ominous warning to the competition after their away victory over Brisbane. The Roosters started the season impressively but have since lost three of their last four.

Wake up to the best and most comprehensive sports news service around. Featuring all the overnight action, the big stories making the headlines, and a look at what's on the sporting agenda for the day ahead.

Wake up to the best and most comprehensive sports news service around. Featuring all the overnight action, the big stories making the headlines, and a look at what's on the sporting agenda for the day ahead.

Marge goes on a cleaning frenzy before the housekeeper she's won the services off comes to the house. One spot remains and she mixes a number of toxic cleaners together to tackle the job.

The last two American Idol finalists take the stage to battle it out on the last performance show of the season at the NOKIA Theatre in Downtown Los Angeles. Tune in to see who impresses the judges and America.

Hot tamale hostess Dez Diaz is treating her guests to an authentic Mexican fiesta. It's night three of a week-long dinner party competition, and night two of Mexican-themed meals.

The actual Stanley Cup comes to CCC for a visit, courtesy of the NHL. Duff and his team are making a replica of the cake for a couple's wedding - the bride and groom met at a Washington Capitals game and their wedding is hockey-themed. The bakery is also making a bar mitzvah dirt bike/off-road cake that is being delivered to a swanky bowling alley in Philadelphia. Last but not least, a couple that got hitched in Hawaii is having an island-themed cake delivered to their post-wedding celebration in Baltimore.

Mankind's number is up in this thrilling third installment of the Species. Featuring eye-popping special effects, knuckle-whitening suspense, Species III is the most jarring, action-packed chapter in the sci-fi series yet! In the ongoing fight for supremacy between mankind and human-alien hybrids, a fatal hybrid weakness has given humans the advantage. Until now. When Sara, the daughter of Eve, is born, she develops into the most genetically perfect alien form yet! Seeking to repopulate the earth with her kind, this dangerously beautiful femme fatale heeds an overwhelming drive to mate/while a crack military team trails her in an attempt to end the war between the two species forever!

Ice Cube and Cedric The Entertainer star in this comedy about a young man who inherits his father's barbershop, but it is only after he sells it to a shady businessman that he realises its value is in community, not money, prompting him to try and get it back. Frustrated with the work involved in trying to keep his barbershop on Chicago's South Side open, Calvin (Ice Cube) prepares to sell the business built up lovingly by his late father to a sleazy character by the name of Lester Wallace (Keith David), who announces his intention to convert the building into a strip club. Returning to the shop, Calvin realises that he has made a mistake as he watches his employees and his customers enjoy the experience of community fostered over haircuts and conversation. He decides to buy the shop back, but Wallace wants twice the money he paid. Another problem appears on the horizon, as Calvin becomes involved in a petty crime that one of his employees has become caught up in, which only reinforces the importance of his barbershop "family, and he resolves to sort out the mess to hold on to his most important asset, his friends.

Bow Wow and Ice Cube star in this comedy about a young man from a poor neighbourhood who buys the winning ticket in a lottery just before a long weekend, and must use his wits to protect the precious ticket from falling into other unscrupulous hands. Kevin (Bow Wow), a young man trying to live a positive life in a housing project, despite being surrounded by the area's crime and corruption, becomes very unpopular when Lorenzo (Gbenga Akinnagbe), the local bully, is arrested after he hassles Kevin to steal shoes from the shop he works for. Out of a job, Kevin randomly buys a lottery ticket from a convenience store, and is dumbfounded when he wins the grand prize of $370 million. His excited grandmother (Loretta Devine) cannot keep her mouth shut, and Kevin is soon bombarded by nearly everyone in the neighbourhood, who want a handout share of his winnings. Being the Fourth of July holiday, Kevin cannot cash in his ticket until after the long weekend, and with Lorenzo and his cronies out for revenge, protecting his precious ticket becomes a full-time occupation.

Robert De Niro and Edward Norton star in this dramatic thriller about a parole officer on the verge of retirement and an arsonist determined to gain his freedom who find themselves caught in a dangerous game when the criminal pushes his wife to seduce the officer. Gerald Creeson (Edward Norton), who goes by the moniker of "Stone", an arsonist and accessory to murder, is up for parole, but must first convince the prison's parole officer, Jack Mabry (Robert De Niro), who is working on his last cases before his imminent retirement. As a veteran of the system, Mabry has seen and heard it all before, and is almost immune to Stone's challenging and rough manner. Stone decides to try a different tack and asks his wife, the devoted and determined Lucetta (Mila Jovovich) to seduce Jack, in order to have something over him to ensure his release. Trapped in an almost-dead marriage to Madylyn (Frances Conroy), Jack tries hard to refrain from falling into the trap, but eventually succumbs to Lucetta's persistence. As guilt, temptation and frustration start to tear Jack's world apart, he discovers too late what Stone is really capable of.

Flash Freddie lives the champagne, playboy lifestyle accompanied by his Party planner and best mate Jon. With Freddie's birthday looming, Jon takes charge of making his friend's birthday party the talk of the town with a "Circus of the Night" themed extravaganza with Freddie as Ring Master! As a party promoter and man on the scene, Jon has all the right contacts to make Freddie's party, one the West End will never forget! However it soon becomes apparent that perhaps all those expensive bubbles may have gone to Jon's head when he suggests Freddie not only gets body painted, but that he should utilise his Ring Master status and train a real lion in front of his guests - as his Super Sweet performance -In a West End club??! With Jon's creativity running amok - Freddie is concerned and rightly so, as Jon's plans for Freddie's big party invite launch, threatens the party further. Everything is teetering on the brink of failure but will Jon be able to turn things round at the last moment and save Freddie's party and reputation - and will their friendship survive?

The Best of Super Sweet follows the journey of the world's most glamorous, extravagant and outrageous birthday or party celebrations. We see the jet setting, glamorous lifestyles of the world's elite and get an insight into Super Sweets on an international scale.

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A modern democracy or a hotbed of Islamic fundamentalism? A natural paradise or a man made environmental disaster? Diego is on the hunt for the real Indonesia.

South African diplomat McGill Alexander and his young family are living the highlife in Taipei. They have a luxury apartment and the family is growing up in exotic surroundings. But the good life is ripped apart by gunfire when notorious Chinese criminal, Chin Chen, decides to make them pawns in a battle with the Taiwanese authorities.

Milli, her brother Geo, and their best robot friend Bot, are a tiny team of superheroes who use their mighty math powers to solve big problems for real preschoolers. Set to a catchy "preschool pop-rock" soundtrack, Team Umizoomi zooms through the brightly-patterned urban environments of Umi City, tackling every obstacle with their own brand of ADVENTURE MATH. When kids at home join Team Umizoomi, there's nothing they can't do!

We have five senses! Hi-5 explore them all in this episode from playing with clay to doing a blindfolded obstacle course, they discover that our five senses are truly amazing.

Sydney in 1944: the tide is turning in the Pacific War and American forces have made Sydney a gaudy, hectic garrison town. The gamblers and "good time Charlies" converge on the South Pacific Hotel, one of Sydney's finest. The heart of the hotel is the bustling beauty salon run by the cool professional Claire (Lisa Harrow) who hides a guilty secret; Deb (Kerry Armstrong) who has a pre-war marriage and a wartime alternative and Guinea (Rebecca Gibney) whose 'good war' is not what it seems. Come in Spinner is the story of one week in their lives, as they play the game of chance for the highest stakes: survival, security and the opportunity for happiness and love.

Common thinking had always suggested that the way in which web pages, power grids and people intersected was more or less random. But recently two young physicists independently discovered that fundamental laws govern networks. It's a discovery that may prove as important as Newton's observations of gravity or Darwin's theory of evolution. Supposedly an urban myth built around the idea that any two people on the planet can be connected in a few steps of association. This program puts this premise to the test through an ambitious international experiment that unfolds the science behind the popular trivia game Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

News via satellite from NHK, Tokyo. Presented in Japanese with no subtitles.

News via satellite from TVB Hong Kong. Presented in Cantonese with no subtitles.

News from across America and the World direct from ABC News Headquarters in New York. Available only on SKY NEWS.

The latest news, sport and business throughout the day including live coverage of key news events and analysis from the SKY NEWS team in Canberra.

It was all a dream... But imagine, Laurel and Hardy, The Three Stooges, Latin spitfire Lupe Velez, Mickey Mouse, Jimmy Durante and Arthur Treacher all together for one big Hollywood Party. He-man jungle movie star Schnarzen the Conqueror's (Durante) movies are starting to slip at the box office because his tigers look anemic. To woo Baron Munchausen (Jack Pearl) into selling him some more aggressive tigers, Schnarzen throws a star-studded bash. But when Liondora (George Givot), Schnarzen's arch-rival learns of the plan, he crashes the party disguised as a Greek baron. So sit back, the fun's about to begin because the party's just getting started in this wacky celebrity free for all!

Comedian Billy Crystal presents a celebration of the anniversary of the Warner Brothers Studios, looking back at 75 years of vintage comedy greats.

America sends Harrison Ford into space to take out a killer asteroid; animals take to the slopes for Winter Pet Games; and Chucky from Child's Play takes on the cutesy Lettuce Head Kids.

Jon Stewart, with his award-winning team of correspondents, brings you a different look at world news, current events and entertainment.

Grissom and his team investigate a murder suspect who is caught red-handed burying the victims. Meanwhile Catherine and Warrick take on the case of a woman found dead in a hotel spa.

A decorated former marine falls to his death from a balcony during a gathering of dignitaries in a Washington hotel.

All the races from Canterbury Wednesday 23rd May 2012.

TVN experts provide an in depth preview of today's racing as well as keeping up to date with the latest racing news.

Treasure hunting begins at home. Host John Sencio ventures into homeowners' attics, basements and garages searching for those not-so-obvious family antiques that they sell at auction.

Conventional wisdom has recently changed as more and more secrets have been revealed, particularly in the last five to 10 years as documents, files and photographs have been released. Code-breaking revelations and newly released government papers on both sides of the Atlantic have added a very insightful new dimension to the understanding of this, the world's greatest ever conflict. With the very latest satellite delivered terrain mapping and state-of-the-art graphics, this story can now be told with the very latest access to information which was not previously available.

Paul Martin is joined by antique experts David Barby and Phillip Serrell in Bristol. They find a gold watch with a mysterious history and a collection of medals that leaves the owner unsure whether she wants to sell.

Bargain Hunt contestants try to make good decisions at the fair with help from auctioneer Colin Young and collectibles buff David Harper. Tim pops up to Nunnington Hall to look at the legacy of a First World War trenches officer.

Need to know what the weather is doing now? LIVE weather at the top of the hour. Plan your week with 10 day forecasts by pressing red on your remote control.

Press red on your remote control for a quick weather forecast check. Going overseas? Tune in at a quarter to the hour for World Of Weather.

Aaron struggles with Jackson's wishes and in the meantime Adam and Mia continue to become even closer. Victoria finally hears from an absent Amy.

A devastated Leanne asks Ken to talk to Peter about her ban from seeing Simon. Elsewhere, when Nick notes the unit next door to the Bistro is for sale he talks expansion plans with Eva.

The Leverage team plots to steal Nate's former employer's CEO's prized Michelangelo maquette and sell it back to him as its twin. However, the team does not bank on a re-appearance by Sterling.

When a confrontational peace activist is found dead, Detectives Briscoe and Green investigate, discovering that in his final hours the victim was involved in several verbal.

Count down the top 25 songs of the week, as bought by you! Who's number one across the country? Only one way to find out.

Florence & The Machine have released their newest song, featured on the Snow White & The Huntsman's soundtrack! Listen to it here...

Tara seeks a new therapist as a new alter emerges and Max struggles with the infidelity committed by Buck. Charmaine has big news for the family, while Tara and Max disapprove of Kate's friendship with Lynda.

Ricky Gervais stars and directs with Stephen Merchant in this comedy drama set in 1970s England where three friends spend their days joking, drinking, fighting and chasing girls. Freddie (Trinity's Christian Cooke) wants to leave their working-class world but cool, charismatic Bruce (Trinity's Tom Hughes) and lovable loser Snork (Jack Doolan) are happy with life the way it is. When Freddie gets a new job as a door-to-door salesman and bumps into his old school sweetheart Julie (Felicity Jones), the gang are forced to make choices that will change their lives forever. The soundtrack includes Elton John, Roxy Music, Marc Bolan, Led Zeppelin and Mott The Hoople.

Jay Roach (Meet the Parents) directs Paul Rudd as Tim Conrad, an underling financial analyst at a private equity firm who is dangerously close to having it all. He's a bright, good-looking and on the verge of proposing to his long-time girlfriend, Julie (Stephanie Szostak) and his business acumen at Fender Finances has been noticed by the head of the company, Lance Fender (Bruce Greenwood). In fact he's been asked to attend the upcoming monthly dinner at Fender's imposing mansion. However, there is a catch to this invitation - Fender asks each colleague to bring an idiot to dinner. At first, Tim thinks this is a bit odd, but just as he's about to bag the whole banquet, a gift from heaven falls in his lap... actually he steps in front of Tim's car. Steve Carell stars as IRS employee/amateur taxidermist Barry Speck who sets off a tornado of destruction in Tim's near-perfect life - torpedoing a multi-million dollar deal and Tim's romance with Julie all in less than 24 hours. Thanks to Barry, Tim's bright and promising future is heading for disaster.

In this gripping sci-fi mystery thriller from director Richard Kelly (Donnie Darko) and a short story by Richard Matheson (I Am Legend) Cameron Diaz and James Marsden star as a couple confronted by agonising temptation, who are unaware they're part of an orchestrated and mind-blowing chain of events. Push a red button on a little black box, get a million bucks cash. But there's a catch; someone somewhere - someone you don't know - will die.